Just post your favourite Family Guy monologues here, here is one:
Tom: We now go live to Ollie Williams with the Black U Weather report, Ollie...
Ollie: It's raining side ways!
Tom: Do you have a Umbrella?
Ollie: Inside out two miles away!
Tom: Is there anything we can get you?
Ollie: Soup!
Tom: What type?
Ollie: CHUNKY!!