Kieran Posted August 8, 2010 Posted August 8, 2010 Just post your favourite Family Guy monologues here, here is one: Tom: We now go live to Ollie Williams with the Black U Weather report, Ollie... Ollie: It's raining side ways! Tom: Do you have a Umbrella? Ollie: Inside out two miles away! Tom: Is there anything we can get you? Ollie: Soup! Tom: What type? Ollie: CHUNKY!! Quote http://i35.tinypic.com/xli55g.png
Steve Posted August 8, 2010 Posted August 8, 2010 Meg: I'm going to go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts Peter: ... Meg: IM ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS Peter: ... Meg: YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME ^runs away^ Peter: Who was that guy? Quote
Kieran Posted August 9, 2010 Author Posted August 9, 2010 Tom: We now to live to Ollie Williams.. Ollie how are you keeping cool in this heat? Ollie: Swimming Hole! Tom: And now this... Quote http://i35.tinypic.com/xli55g.png
Kieran Posted August 9, 2010 Author Posted August 9, 2010 Peter Griffin: Gee, Mr. Pewterschmidt, you could use some fine strapping young men like us on your schooner. Carter Pewterschmidt: Are you saying I'm gay? Peter Griffin: What? Are you sure you, you, you, you don't want more seamen on, on, on your poop deck? Quote http://i35.tinypic.com/xli55g.png
Tyler Posted August 9, 2010 Posted August 9, 2010 Tom: and now we go to Ollie Williams who is at the local dog shelter Ollie: Who wants this dog? Tom: Thanks Ollie Quote Kind Regards, Tyler. vBNT Radio Manager http://i33.tinypic.com/2ec163p.png http://sigview.nl/sig_63_b.png
Kieran Posted August 9, 2010 Author Posted August 9, 2010 Interviewer: [Peter is at a job interview] So, Peter, where do you see yourself in ten years? Peter Griffin: [thinks] Don't say doin' your wife, don't say doin' your wife... [out loud] Peter Griffin: Doin' your, er... [sees photo of interviewer on the beach with his wife and son] Peter Griffin: ... son? [interviewer's shocked expression] Quote http://i35.tinypic.com/xli55g.png
Tyler Posted August 11, 2010 Posted August 11, 2010 Interviewer: [Peter is at a job interview] So, Peter, where do you see yourself in ten years? Peter Griffin: [thinks] Don't say doin' your wife, don't say doin' your wife... [out loud] Peter Griffin: Doin' your, er... [sees photo of interviewer on the beach with his wife and son] Peter Griffin: ... son? [interviewer's shocked expression] Aha, I remember that moment, I LOL'd so hard the first time I saw it xD Quote Kind Regards, Tyler. vBNT Radio Manager http://i33.tinypic.com/2ec163p.png http://sigview.nl/sig_63_b.png
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